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(We see what you’re doing, and it’s time to upgrade your game.)

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Without these insights, you get ignored, burn cash, lose clients, and ruin your ROI.

Every Thursday at 0080 hours, you'll BRIEFED on :

🚨 Classified Intel – How to fool Zukerberg to pay you $10 for every $1 you spend. You’ll get that and more in your briefing—every Thursday.

🎯 Field Reports – The week before? How We Accidentally Tripled A Clients IG Story Views. This Thursday—find out by signing up. (Oscar, our lead investigator, has sniffed out the best ones)

🕵️ Undercover Innovations – Ideas so fresh, they’re still under surveillance

🔍 Case Files –Our recent "9 cr's in 24 days with pay-as-you-profit model" for IIT Chennai online MBA program. 

📂 ROI Dossiers – ROI stories that sound like fiction (but have receipts) 

💼 Plus: Black Bag Briefing – Case studies of coaches pulling $5k+ from a dead email list in 3 days. Blueprint included.

⚠️ Side effects include:

  • Profit explosions that annoy your CFO (they’ll cope)
  • Bosses accusing you of witchcraft (charge consulting fees)
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  • Frequent moments of 'Holy sh!t, why didn't I think of that?''

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🔥 Holy Sh!t...1 Million in 2 days using 3F Strategy

Ankit currently helps DTC brands scale from 7 figure/year --->  7 figure/MONTHS (also scaling 3 SharkTank brands)

 

🚨 FB! ALERT: This Is F*cking BIG! (Don’t Even Think About Skipping It) 🚨

If you’re a successful digital coach or expert, let’s cut to the chase:

You could be adding ₹1 million to your bank account in the next 30 days—and it’ll cost you nothing upfront.

How?

It’s all part of the planet’s only “Pay-As-You-Profit” Offer.

Here’s the deal:

  • I'll scale your marketing with my own funds (100%).
  • You pay only when you profit.

Ready to make it happen in 2025? [Keep Reading]

A little bit about me...

🚀 Erstwhile entrepreneur (Sold my digital agency—because I felt like a corporate prostitute. Read the full juicy story in your welcome email.)

🚀 Trainer to India's Elite Entrepreneurs, Copywriters & Marketers (Because someone’s gotta do it, lol. If you’re looking for a boring trainer, keep scrolling.)

🚀 Marketing Experimenter (Because if your marketing isn’t a little crazy, are you even trying?)

🚀 Copywriting Luminary (Psychology, Persuasion & Salesmanship—the only threesome I actually enjoy.)

Since 2006, I’ve marketed a metric sh!t-ton of products & services (online & offline), generating hundreds of millions in profits for my clients, mentees, and—of course—a nice slice for myself.

Currently, I’m based in Kolkata, India, with:


👦 My 13-yr-old son, Daksh (future marketing prodigy)
💍 My bitter-half & co-founder, Prema
🐶 And our ROI-positive Labrador, Oscar

Who the Fook am I?

(Apart from being your soon-to-be favorite marketing rebel and the mastermind behind ideas so good, they should be classified)

Argh ... I hate to be the center of attention

You know what I’d rather be?

Thesecret weaponbehind your wildly successful marketing!

If you’re on a mission to make the world a better place with your products, services, coaching, courses, or [insert whatever fancy thing you do]…

Then I’m here to make sure you DOMINATE!

Let’s take your expertise, experience, and all the weird brilliance that makes you unique—and turn it into a unstoppable, profit-pumping operation.

From the moment they first hear about you to making them come back again & again ( yeah, unlike your ex,  I'll make your customers return. AGAIN. AGAIN & AGAIN

 

FB! Case Files: 2023-24 Edition (a.k.a. Sh!t That Actually Worked)

Media Buying:  Achieved 5250% ROAS (unheard of) for a client in Oct 2024.

Email Marketing: Revived a dead list of under 10K buyers and made 6 figures with just 3 emails for a Law of Attraction coach.

Landing Page Wizardy: Beat a control by 54% for a relationship coach. Also, one of my health market sales letters has been undefeated for 3+ years (most controls die in 3 months to a year).

Marketing Experiment: A 5-minute copy tweak increased profits by 38% overnight—on cold traffic.

Offer Alchemy: Repositioned an offer and immediately boosted gross sales by 714%.

🔥 Classified Bragging Rights (Because If I Don’t, Who Will?)

🏆 Nominated (but didn’t go) for the RASHTRIYA UDYOG RATAN AWARD.
📜 First of Several: Part of Google AdWords certification exam setup team (2015) & launched digital marketing training with Google.
💼 Trained Employees of: PayTM, Emami, Zee, Union Bank, Aditya Birla Group and more.
🎓 Taught At: IIM, IIT, Sri Sri University & several B-Schools across India.

(My fingers would bleed if I listed everything, so let’s move on.)

Can we work together?
Maybe!

I don’t take on clients anymore—only PARTNERS. Here’s what you need to bring to the table:

✅ A coaching business or courses already generating 5 lakhs+ in monthly profit.
✅ At least 2+ years of experience delivering your expertise.
✅ An email list of 5K+ ( prefrably buyers not just leads) or a thriving FB group audience, or 25K+ social media followers.
✅ A solid product that delivers on its promises.
✅ An offering priced between 7K to 50K+ (ideally).

If this sounds like you, let’s talk. If not, no hard feelings—I’ll still cheer you on from the sidelines.

📈 What You Get Without Lifting A Finger—With ZERO Financial Risk:

Bigger profits—without upfront costs.
New “Pre-Eminent” Positioning (Crush your competition effortlessly).
Snackable offers that sell like crazy.
Profit-Share Model (Avg. 20%)—you pay only when you win.
Potential for higher net profits (cha-ching!).

Let me be crystal clear:


I’m NOT here to replace what you (or your agency) are already doing. I’m here to ADD an additional profit center to your business—with ZERO financial risk on your end.

No extra workload. No extra stress. Just extra profits.

🔹 How This Works (And Why You Win Either Way)

I’m putting MY money, MY time, and MY years of expertise into YOUR business.

You get:

🚀 More leads, more sales, more profits
🚀 Zero upfront risk
🚀 A business partner who actually knows what the f*ck they’re doing

And if (for some rare reason) I completely bomb and generate ZERO sales, you owe nothing.

(This has only happened once, by the way, when I partnered with a coach from China, and the language barrier screwed everything up.)

The ONLY thing that matters:

You must be cool with BOTH of us making a LOT of money together.
If that bends your nose out of shape—this isn’t for you.

💡 What’s Next?

1️⃣ PM me on Facebook (Find me here: )
2️⃣ I’ll answer any questions & ask a few of my own
3️⃣ If it makes sense, we go on a “first virtual date” (Zoom call).
4️⃣ Or, we part as friends.

🚨 Heads-Up: If you’re in scarcity mode or a control freak about giving access to things, we won’t be a good fit.

Sound good? Hit me up. Let’s print some cash. 🚀


But Amar, My Monthly Profits Are Less than 5 Lacs 🙁

Can You Help Me SCALE?

Short answer: No.

Long answer: Also no—unless you’re ready to break the cycle and actually listen.

While I’d love to help everyone, I can’t invest my limited time and money if you’re still getting started and don’t have a proven expertise yet.

However…

If you’re serious about creating powerful marketing that multiplies your profits every month, I’ve got something for you.

Here’s What to Do:

Send me an email with your current offer and marketing assets.
Send it NOW.

  • NOT tomorrow.
  • NOT when you’re “free.”
  • RIGHT. NOW.


Stop reading. Stop scrolling. Write me a quick email.
(I believe in SPEED & ACTION.)

Email: amar [at] amarkrishnajha [dot] com

 
Why Bother?

Because if we work together, the chances are VERY HIGH that you’ll make a SHIT TON MORE PROFITS than you’re making right now.

 
A Few Things to Keep in Mind:

✅ This isn’t for the faint-hearted.
✅ It’s NOT cheap.
✅ But it’s WORTH IT.

I’ll reply within 48 hours with the best way we can work together—whether it’s a one-time fix, consulting, or something else.

So, What Are You Waiting For?

Stop reading. Start typing your email.

Let’s make your business unstoppable.

FB! Surveillance: Marketing In Action

I can "brag about my work" alll day, but Holy Sh!t it’s easier to let others do it for me!

💥 Recap: What You’ll Get in the FB! Newsletter—Your Thursday Briefing
 
--> Some digital cocaine!

Every Thursday at 8 AM, your inbox will be hit with F*cking Brilliant !nsights that:

✅ Cut through marketing B.S. like a laser
✅ Make your competition cry (or take notes)
✅ Are rebellious, slightly inappropriate, but insanely effective

Much of what I’ll be sharing will be beneficial to you, financially.

It could be simple ways to earn extra five or six figures every month writing simple letters for yourself or for your businesses … 

Or

How to run and grow your own online business profitably even if you’re starting from scratch

Or

It could be the very latest money-making techniques or marketing tactics and strategies working in the game RIGHT

NOW in 2025…

Whatever it is…

I guarantee that whether you’re…..

A Coach,
A Business owner,
A Marketer,
A Freelancer,
A Consultant
Or anything in-between….
 
You will learn something that will add value to your business and your career.

One more thing,
 
And it’s very important…
 
I WANT YOU TO MAKE ME A SMALL PROMISE 

Promise me that you’ll use these secrets in ethical ways and that you won’t use them to defraud or take advantage of people. 

Say those words.

Do it.

Have  you done  so?.

I hope so. 

Marketing Music & Digital Orchestra

Marketing Music

Marketing you can use to build a local buzz or gain an international audience.

My strategies will help you find right audience with right messaging at the right time so that it all sounds like well played orchestra.
 

Digital Orchestra

Think of marketers as directors of an orchestra and all the instruments are buying emotions, while all the players are the buyers.

We call them to play on those buying emotions and weave it all together into music.

Your job? To make them play the tune you want—whether that’s buy, subscribe, or throw their wallets at you.

And when done right? It’s not just marketing... it’s a f*cking symphony.

Some more nice words after putting GUN on Fans head 😉

YOU could be the next Holy Shit STORY... in just a few days!

Holy Sh!t, Your Inbox & BANK will Thank YOU!

For 3+ years, people have been begging me to bring my workshops online.

Well, FB! has arrived. 🕵️‍♂️

So, here I am with the “F*cking Brilliant Insights” Newsletter—a treasure trove of my 14+ years of learnings as a practitioner, coach, and mentor.

Subscribe. Read. Apply. Profit (legally, preferably). 🤯

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